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    25 Things That’ll Satisfy Your Nerdiest Needs

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    1. The perfect accessory for your knightly cup of tea: a silicone sword tea infuser with a handy little hilt to avoid any burns.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $18.53 (also available in three other styles).

    2. Ghost didn't appear much in the latest season of Game of Thrones, but this adorable Funko Pop figurine will ensure he lives on forever in your home, and in your heart.

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    At least we know he survived the mess that was Season 8.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $15.58.

    3. Cozmo, the little educational robot that creatively helps adults and kids learn to code. It's beginner-friendly, durable, and fun.

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    Just connect to the free Cozmo app, and your tiny coding sidekick will guide you through the rest!

    Get him from Amazon Canada for $199.96.

    4. The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook so you can whip up a fresh batch of Cauldron Cakes or even a Knickerbocker Glory (screw you, Dudley).

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    It's got over 150 recipes inside to keep you occupied while you wait for your owl from Hogwarts (hello, I've been waiting for 16 years now, please advise).

    Get it in hardcover from Amazon Canada for $24.50 (also available on Kindle).

    5. This colour-changing dinosaur mug will let you watch the flesh dissolve off a once-majestic dino as you pour a hot beverage.

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    It's microwave- but NOT dishwasher-safe, so be sure to treat your new fossil with care.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $18.95.

    6. Even you can sit on the Iron Throne with this nifty toilet decal. It's perfect for making some of your own royal moves.

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    It's available in 23 different colours so you can fully customize your throne.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $47.55.

    7. This super awesome lightsaber umbrella so you can showcase your allegiance to the Rebel Alliance (or the Empire, no judgement) while staying nice and dry.

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    With seven laser colours to choose from, a sturdy eight-rib frame, a shoulder strap, a built-in LED flashlight, AND a lifetime replacement program, I find your lack of this umbrella disturbing.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $99.98.

    8. A pair of Spock socks perfect for every ~TREK~.

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    Bonus: they're machine washable.

    Get a pair on Amazon Canada for $14.

    9. The Atlas of Improbable Places: A Journey to the World's Most Unusual Corners that details the most unusual, secretive, and bizarre places in the world.

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    From the secret tunnels dug for espionage throughout Europe, to ancient civilizations long since buried beneath lava, this atlas will take you to places you've never been before.

    Get a Flexibound copy from Amazon Canada for $20.307 (also available in Kindle and hardcover).

    10. A beautiful set of glass brain slice coasters that are guaranteed to get the conversation going at your next dinner party. It's really a no-brainer, you guys.

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    Get a set of ten from Amazon Canada for $69.90.

    11. Strike back at your snack cravings with this Death Star hot air popcorn machine.

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    While it's not fully armed, it's more than ready to tackle movie night nibbles, and the top half doubles as a bowl! Not to mention, it's a great collectible item and would make a perfect gift. We love a one-and-done gadget!

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $111.84

    12. Scientists tell us that people who swear have higher IQs, so this hilarious card game is a clear choice. You know, in the name of science.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $19.95.

    13. A Back to the Future vanity plate so you can quickly let everyone know that not only are you very cool, but also extremely busy.

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    It's perfect for when someone comes by your desk at 4:59 p.m. and wants to "ask you a quick question." *Points emphatically at vanity plate*

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $24.95.

    14. This Yellow Submarine LEGO kit to really kick that sense of nostalgia into hypersonic overdrive.

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    Not only are all the images and designs printed on the actual LEGO bricks (no peeling stickers here!), but this kit also includes a display stand, AND your best pals Ringo, Paul, John, and George (bonus Jeremy figurine!) complete with their famous accessories — straight from the film.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $159.94.

    15. The Ferrari of computer mice, this Razer Death Adder Elite Esports gaming mouse, perfect for vanquishing your online enemies...or just making sure you snag that online sale item before it sells out. SPEEDY.

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    It's also got a state-of-the-art optical sensor, and is capable of movement speeds of 450 inches PER SECOND with 99.4% resolution accuracy. AND it has 16.8 million customizable colour options. This is the new frontier.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $59.99.

    16. Satisfy your James Bond fantasies at your next game night with Code Names, the game of reasoning and logic.

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    Is that one of your agents? A rival? Or an assassin? Only time will tell.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $23.96.

    17. Want to keep your co-workers from stealing your lunch?(LOOKING AT YOU, KAREN.) Look no further than this EMT Meal Transport bag, virtually guaranteed to keep sticky fingers away from those leftovers you've been waiting all day to munch on.

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    It's great for transporting food to your stomach (or transporting actual stomachs, no judgement) and keeping everything nice and cool in the meantime.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $39.10.

    18. Journey through the cosmos without ever leaving your couch (or bed, no one will know) with Neil deGrasse Tyson's Death By Black Hole: And Other Cosmic Quandries.

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    Life on Earth is getting to be...too much, you guys. And my boy Neil knows this. He wants to help. Let him.

    Get it on Kindle on Amazon Canada for $20.28 (also available in hardcover, paperback, and audio CD).

    19. I get it, camping is fun. But you know what's more fun? Enjoying the pure gooey pleasure of s'mores from the comfort of your home with this microwavable s'mores maker.

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    It cooks two s'mores in 30 seconds, and has an easy-to-fill water reservoir to keep things from drying out. And the little arms keep the marshmallows from exploding.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $23.16.

    20. If the topic of baking (and ~the birds and the bees~) still makes you a wee bit squeamish, this tongue-in-cheek (or tongue-in-somewhere-else) cookbook is perfect for you.

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    This saucy recipe book (illustrated in full colour — you're welcome) is the most delicious entrée into pumpkin-spicing up your sex life.

    Get it on Kindle on Amazon Canada for $9.99 (also available in paperback).

    21. True crime dramas are having a moment (I know you're watching them too, no point in denying it), so why not bring some of that killer vibe into your own house with Dead Fred, the handy desktop pen/pencil holder!

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    Who could have done this?? What monster could have attacked poor, innocent Fred?

    It was you. You did this. *CSI: Miami theme plays in the distance*

    Get him on Amazon Canada for $22.77 (also available in Stress Ball Paul).

    22. It may be over 80 years since its publication, but everyone knows that The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings are evergreen classics. And now you can display your books with pride with this beautiful vinyl-bound boxed set of Tolkien's most popular works.

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    Get the full boxed set on Amazon Canada for $58.28 (also available in paperback).

    23. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, you lived without these Star Wars salt and pepper shakers. But now you can strike back at boring kitchen utensils, and save your galaxy (kitchen) from mediocrity!

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    These collectibles are hand-painted ICONS. Hand wash only.

    Get the set from Amazon Canada for $27.73 (also available in nine other styles).

    24. Skynet may not have taken over the world JUST yet, but it's inevitable, so why not invite this handy little tea-steeping robot into your kitchen?

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    He even comes with a teeny drip tray, so it's really only a matter of time until he says, "Come with me if you want to steep."

    Get him on Amazon Canada for $22.08 (also available in 13 other styles).

    25. Pac-Man basically launched the video game industry as we know it, so why not pay him the homage he deserves with this Pac-Man Connect and Play-12 game set.

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    Just plug him into your TV using the cords provided, and you'll have access to 12 classic games. Cords store easily in the game case (styled like Pac-Man's face). Wicked.

    Get him on Amazon Canada for $43.70.

    Me to you as you enjoy all these products:

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