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1.A box of lavender-scented poop bags because guess what? Your pet will literally never stop pooping so it's better to be prepared for this unfortunate perk.
2.A professional strength stain and odor eliminator so you never have to worry if you have any on hand the next time your cat decides that the best place to puke up a hairball is directly on your new living room rug. I swear they're out to get us.
3.A container of classic and crunchy cat treats that your feline friends won't be able to resist. My cat Norman is in love with these and will meow until he gets one. Or two. Or three.
4.A dog toy in the shape of Lamb Chop because you know you Oscar De La Pooper is going to tear through it ~eventually~, so why not get one sent to you monthly?
5.A pet stain and odor formula for your favorite carpet cleaner that tackles all of their worst stains with the utmost ease. Bonus: every Bissell purchase supports the Bissell Pet Foundation and its mission to help save homeless pets!
6.A packet of colorful springs to always ensure your house is littered with these in every nook and cranny. My cats love these and it's so cute to watch them carry it around the house!
7.A bag of timothy hay so your little critter can have peace of mind knowing they'll always have a fresh bed of hay ready for them to enjoy.
8.A box of potty training pads that have a leakproof design to keep any stray pee from seeping through the bottom. The last thing we need in 2020 at this point is stray pee on our wood floors.
17.A package of training treats because you'll probably be training them for a while, and it's good to be prepared with monthly packages!
18.A box of replacement foam filters for your pet's drinking fountain because they deserve the freshest, cleanest water they can possibly have. Don't we all?
19.A package of Pill Pockets to hide your pup's supplements or medications while they think they're eating a delicious little treat. Fooled you, Luke PooWalker!
20.A stress coat conditioner that will replace your fish's protective coat damaged by either handling or even fish fighting while also making tap water safe for them. Even your lil' guppies can benefit from a subscription!
21.A bottle of oral care to freshen up your pup's stinky breath. We all know that smell and it's time to get rid of it.
22.A bag of mealworms so your chicken never has to worry if you ran out of delicious...worms or not. They'll be there, Clucky. Don't you worry.
23.A package of calming chews because we're all dealing with stress these days, but your pets don't have to! This blend includes Thiamine, C3 and L-Theanine to produce a relaxed and calm state, something we all need honestly.
24.A bag of guinea pig food so good, you'll get so excited to hear their excited squeaks when it's dinner time. It's seriously one of my favorite noises.
25.A container of oatmeal paw butter to soothe and relieve your pup's cracked, dry paws. Its eco-friendly formula is pH-balanced so it's safe for cats, even if licked or swallowed. I wonder if it ~tastes~ like oatmeal...
26.A jar of premium catnip that will give your cat a few moments of pure fun. Just sprinkle some on their favorite toy, their bed, or even a scratch post and watch them meow, roll, and purr all over it.
27.A container of tear stain wipes because no one likes crusty fur from tears, not even Pookieface McGee. So glad my tears don't stain because...*sobs*.
28.A bag of wild bird food so you have some entertainment this season when you're stuck inside. "Was that a cardinal?! Maybe a blue jay...I'm so bored." —you, with your newfound bird-watching hobby.
29.A bag of parakeet food because Polly doesn't actually want a cracker, she wants food rich in antioxidants, prebiotics ~and~ probiotics, and DHA omega-3. *feather flip*
Your pet, when they see their monthly package come in the mail.
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