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1.A faux-fur throw blanket for wrapping yourself up like a burrito, just minus the meat, cheese, and lettuce. But keep the guac, because I bet eating guac while wrapped in this blanket would be a holy experience.
2.A teddy jacket to transform yourself into a cozy, real-life teddy bear (hence why it's called a teddy, hehe) so you can stay warm in chilly temps.
3.A heated bread pillow that'll keep you feeling nice and toasty whenever you squeeze it and give it the love its adorable face deserves.
4.A soft, shaggy area rug for laying over your cold, non-carpeted floors and keeping your feetsies warmer and happier.
5.A cuddle scarf to never leave the house without this winter. Seriously, it's cute, soft, warm, and it loves you soooo much. So buy it and love it back.
6.A fleece bath robe that'll make you wonder why you ever need to dress up in real clothes or leave the house — this could totally work as a dress in the real world, right? Because this won't ever wanna leave your body.
7.A six-pack of fuzzy socks for buying and giving out as cozy gifts for your loved ones, or let's be real, keeping for yourself because you and your feet deserve it.