People Are Losing Their Goddamn Minds 'Cause This Hella Thick Woman Looks Just Like Oprah
"I had to zoom in to be sure Oprah wasn't acting up."
This is Cheyenne Laneé from Detroit.
Cheyenne recently took some promotional photos for her upcoming podcast "Views From the Thick" and shared them on Instagram.
"Views From The Thick" will feature Cheyenne's fresh take on traditionally male-dominated topics, like sports, throwback hip-hop, and much, much more.
The gorgeous photos got tons of likes, and that was that. But then a few days later, Twitter user @YourFavoriteZoe shared an ~interesting~ theory that launched a tidal wave of shookness.
YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
HOLD UP! YA'LL TWINS??? MOTHER AND DAUGHTER WHO LOW-KEY LOOK LIKE SISTERS??? I NEED ANSWERS!!!
Cheyenne was initially shocked because no one's ever told her she looks like Oprah, she told BuzzFeed. "At first, I was like 'Omg! What are you all looking at?" she said. "However, the more I analyzed the picture, the more I started to see the resemblance. I believe it’s my eyes and my cheekbones, honestly."
People had mixed reactions, like disbelief...
...Flabbergastery...
@YourFavoriteZoe
...And deep, deep contemplation.
Nicknames were also made like "Magic City Oprah" and "Oprah Thickfrey."
Cheyenne prefers to go by "Motor City Oprah" tho, mostly out of respect for her hometown and to cancel those stripper rumors.
And it didn't take long for the Stedmans to shoot their shot.
Speaking of Stedman, here's one man's take on what might have gone down at The Promised Land #imdeadyall.
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"They could redo The Women of Brewster Place and reshoot it in Atlanta and call it The Thickness of Peachtree Street."
Don't get it twisted tho. Oprah ain't new to this thick life!
So basically the REAL question is: Has mother queen seen her Internet twin yet and will she respond???
TO BE CONTINUED...
