26. Was your outfit made of straw?

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25. Was it hard to sit that way?

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24. What kind of lipstick were you wearing?

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23. Why were you holding a measuring cup full of milk?

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22. Did you finish that entire measuring cup full of milk?

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21. What's the deal with the swan?

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20. What's happening here?

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19. How did you get your hair to stay that way?

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18. Did someone hit you in the face with this ice cream cone?

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17. What was the cross supposed to mean?

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In other words, does this have a deeper meaning?
16. Did the shell speak?

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15. Why did you knock down that chair?

14. Were you supposed to be holding an umbrella or something?

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13. Coke or Pepsi?

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12. Was this supposed to be sexy?

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11. Why were you wearing a burlap sack?

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10. What size were those pants?

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9. What is going on with your feet?

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That doesn't look natural...
8. Why were you wearing a leather jacket in a water fall?

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7. What does this mean?

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6. What is this pose?

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5. Where are those sunglasses now?

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4. What was the deal with you always exposing your midriff?

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3. Again, why did you show your belly so much?

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2. There's your stomach again...?

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1. Why??!?!?!??!

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