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    25 Totally Legit Reasons Why Karen Walker Should Be Your Valentine

    Don't worry, I promise Rosario won't mind.

    1. First and foremost, Karen clearly loves her booze.

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    2. Obviously she'd be down to finish off a bottle of something before you head out for dinner.

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    3. Because she recognizes the importance of being a little inebriated on Valentine's Day, and that's a GOOD THING!

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    4. Nothing to drink at your place? No problem, just ask Karen to bring over a few juice boxes.

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    5. Even if she forgets the juice boxes, Karen will totally find a way for y'all to get a nice drunk on.

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    6. She'll obviously bring you some type of gift, because that's how you get people to like you...

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    You buy them things!

    7. She's got a limousine and driver on staff, meaning no one has to worry about being DD.

    8. Limousine hot-box anyone?

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    Yes, please!

    9. Worried about getting pulled over while smoking weed in the limo? Don't, Karen can help in a legal pinch.

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    Meet license and registration!

    10. On a more serious note, you know Karen would be a loyal Valentine regardless of your gender or sexual orientation.

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    11. She'll give you some support before the big date.

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    12. And that big date will be super low on pressure, because Karen's already found her one true love.

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    13. It's OK though, because friends make for great Valentine's dates, and Karen definitely knows what it means to be a good friend.

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    14. Plus, she totally gets you.

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    15. You know Karen won't be looking at anyone else during your date.

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    16. Don't want to go anywhere outside on Valentine's Day? Karen won't mind.

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    17. And if you decide to stay in, she'll undoubtedly find a way for you guys to get sufficiently fucked-up.

    18. She might take you on a late-night Taco Tree run.

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    Just don't call her "Karen."

    19. No matter what you end up doing, Karen's definitely bringing the big guns.

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    20. As well as her AMEX. The bitch is rich and you can expect she'll foot the bill for your Valentine's Day activities.

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    21. You'll probably get a little tongue action.

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    22. If there's no more chemistry, she won't mind if you finish the evening off pleasuring yourself.

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    23. And odds are, you'd probably see her boobs at least once or twice during the evening.

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    How could it not be a good Valentine's Day when Karen Walker is involved?

    24. If you're really lucky she might even let you play with them.

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    25. But no matter how crazy things get, Karen can definitely keep a secret.

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