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    22 Reasons The Belchers Are Better Than Your Actual Family

    Who wouldn't want to join the Bob's Burgers clan?

    1. They practice teamwork.

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    2. They're comfortable with each other's bodily functions.

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    Gene's curious, but not disgusted.

    3. Actually, they're just straight-up comfortable with each other's bodies in general.

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    Everybody's got one.

    4. They have the best ideas for Christmas card photos.

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    5. They know how to share a bed.

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    The key is to break it up into designated areas...

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    ...and leave room for thrashing.

    6. They've got each other's backs.

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    7. They'd teach you how to be a burger-making master...

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    8. ...and let you try your hand at coming up with a Burger of the Day.

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    This was a controversial choice by Louise.

    9. They make sacrifices for each other.

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    10. They have a variety of fun holiday traditions.

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    11. They're honest.

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    12. They work together to solve problems.

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    Gas 'em out, Gene.

    13. They make sure to celebrate important milestones.

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    14. They're a little nuts (in a completely wonderful way).

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    15. They have topnotch dancing skills.

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    Lords of the dance.

    16. They support one another.

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    17. They help each other out when it comes to matters of the heart.

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    18. They're patient.

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    Gene is happy to wait until Linda finishes her exercises.

    19. They have an unlimited supply of erotic reading material.

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    20. They remember meaningful moments in each other's lives.

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    21. They make even the most mundane activities hilarious.

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    Like grocery shopping...

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    ...and household cleaning.

    22. And they stick together.

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    Family pride.

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