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20 Gifts Every Wannabe Mermaid Needs To Ask For This Year

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1. A gorgeous oceanic coloring book.

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It's impossible to color on soggy paper, so you'll have to use this up on land.

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2. A necklace that speaks the truth.

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Descended from Poseidon.

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3. A cast iron mermaid who will help you get drunk.

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4. A mermaid tail glass to pour your drink in.

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5. And a tank to wear after you start popping those caps.

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Glug glug glug.

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6. A projector speaker that'll instantly make your bedroom more oceanic.

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Gaze at the soothing "waves" and relax after a long day.

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7. A silky ocean scarf to drape around your neck.

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Or use as a sarong (depending on the weather).

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8. And some shiny scales to cover your legs in.

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For those times when you're up on land and tailless.

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9. Some friendly fish measuring cups to help you out in the kitchen.

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You could use them to make this sea glass candy.

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10. A more ~casual~ version of the shell bra.

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For when you have to go to an establishment with a "no shirt, no service" rule.

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11. A case that'll protect your phone like an oyster protects a pearl.

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Pearls and iPhones are equally precious.

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12. A seashell compact to add to your makeup supply.

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It holds a duo of highlighter and blush.

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13. A miniature mermaid with a compliment.

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Keep her around for when you need a little bit of a confidence boost.

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14. A mug that changes from a whale to a mermaid.

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Depending on which way you hold it.

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15. The perfect wall decals for your on-land home.

16. A handy mermaid hiding a pocket knife in her tail.

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Here's hoping you never get caught in a net... but if you do, it's best to be prepared.

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17. Pots that will turn your air plants into octopus pals.

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BFFs.

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18. A romantic print featuring an adorable mer-couple.

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They're "mermaid" to be together.

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19. A cozy "Blankie Tail" for cold nights.

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They also come in children's sizes (for mini-mermaids).

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20. And a tote to show people who make ignorant statements.

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How dare you!

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For even *more* mer-goodness, check out: 27 Wedding Ideas For Mermaids Getting Married.

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