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    31 Silly Purchases That'll Probably Cause People To Give You More Compliments Than You Know What To Do With

    When life hands you a human-sized wristwatch, you should probably just go ahead and take it.

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    1. A hand-painted decor box that'll compliment everyone who uses your toilet and cause *them* to compliment *you* on your spiffy storage skills in return.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I love it! It's high-quality, lighthearted, and useful!! That’s a triple-threat combo when it comes to home decor! I have two toilet paper rolls inside the box that are standard size and one on top that is a mega ultra roll. It still fits, I just prefer the look of the tower. This is useful, funny, sturdy, and trendy." —Mallory

    Get it from Amazon for $34.95.

    2. A Grilled Cheesus sandwich press sure to make your dinner guests say, "~Holy~ moly! This meal is something special!"

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "Holy Cheesus, this sandwich press is hysterical AND it makes a really good sandwich. It's been a huge hit in our house! We did notice that it needs to cool off a bit between sandwiches (just a minute or two) or the face isn't as clear (spraying the plates with a little bit of canola oil really helps you get a good impression on your bread)." —April D

    Get it from Amazon for $44.95.

    3. A silly ceramic planter so earily adorable we're sure everyone is gonna love it with every rabbit of their heart.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is a well made, purely decorative and fun piece. It’s a great addition to our spring decor and adds a dash of whimsy to our console table." —M. Childers

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

    4. A massive wristwatch wall clock that may seem a *tad* extra, but artistic extravagance is in — you're sure to be complimented on it ~time~ and ~time~ again.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $199.

    5. A sweatshirt for those of us with a grim sense of humor and fantastic fashion sense. The people on par with your fashion-savvy self will compliment this all day. The others, ironically, may just ~ghost~ you.

    Femfetti, Mallory Mower / BuzzFeed

    I got this sweatshirt in a large and I love the oversized, unisex look. It's incredibly cozy and I was positively swarmed by kind compliments when I wore this while apple picking with fellow fall enthusiasts.

    Get it from Femfetti on Etsy for $30.40+ (available in unisex sizes S–5XL).

    6. A fruit tart cat bed with removable fruits and a cushioned crust that'll delight your pet sitters so much they just might think watching your kitto is easy as pie.

    Mallory Mower / BuzzFeed

    Not only does my cat sleep in this every day, she also loves playing fetch with the lightweight fruit. I often find her rolling the blueberries around the apartment. I dig having a pet bed that doubles as daily entertainment.

    Get it from Amazon for $22.49 (available in six styles).

    7. A windshield sun shade – it's gonna protect your upholstery and help you get to know your neighbors — ~eye~ don't think you're gonna be able to get in your car without someone complimenting your sweet ride ever again.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "This turns heads and makes people smile. It's super cute and protects my car's leather seats from the sun. It seems sturdy enough to last a while." —Kari L.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99 (available in three colors).

    8. An emoji cookie baking set for home chefs who want everyone to see the love (and laughs and tears) that went into their baking. Let's pretend that poop emoji isn't a part of the kit for the sake of this cute imagery.

    Walmart

    This includes three non-stick cookie sheets and four emoji-themed cookie cutters.

    Promising review: "These are so trendy and cute! OMG! I been looking all over the world for emoji cookie cutters since The Emoji Movie came out! This set is honestly amazing because, instead of just getting four emoji cookie cutters, I also received three pans! My favorite piece of all is the heart eyes in love emoji! The cookies I made came out so cute and my grandbabies love them because they are emojis." —texasmama6

    Get it from BuzzFeed's Tasty collection, exclusively at Walmart for $13.93.

    9. An adjustable desk lamp so you can brighten up any room in your home with a little bit of humor everyone can appreciate.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This lamp is really great in any room. I love the comical understated look. It sort of blends in until you realize the lamp is a character! It was very easy to assemble, although it was a surprise to open up a box of sticks. No worries, in 10 minutes the lamp is up and running. I would love to get one for every member of my family, but I am keeping this one." —Dabby Babby

    Get it from Amazon for $59.90.

    10. A toilet paper holder for anyone who isn't ~sheepish~ about combining hilarious decor with useful storage solutions and wants their baaaathroom looking its best.

    Amazon

    Promising Review: "I absolutely love this sheep toilet paper holder! I was sick of trying to find space in our bathroom closet to store extra rolls of TP. This seemed like the perfect solution! It’s made very well, easy to assemble, and has brought a bit of functional whimsy into an otherwise boring room. I appreciate the fact that it can be free-standing or hung on the wall. Seriously, if I could give this thing 10 stars, I would! It’s sooooo cute!" —Deanokat

    Get it from Amazon for $37.99.

    11. A printed dish towel with wise words from The Barefoot Contessa herself. Ina Garten fans are sure to chuckle and admire this whenever they step foot in your kitchen.

    Two Bravo Co.

    I would give anything to be Jeffrey Garten. Any. Thing.

    Get it from Two Bravo Co. on Etsy for $12.99 (text available in 36 colors).

    12. A Patrick Star Airpod cover so your headphones stay protected while you listen to "Sweet Victory" on repeat... all day long.

    Amazon

    Ignore football, this Airpod case is the REAL victory.

    Promising review: "I love this case! I've gotten so many compliments and have had many people ask where I got it. I have recommended it to my friends. It takes some time getting used to holding it but it’s honestly so cute it’s worth it!" —Jane

    Get it from Amazon for $9.98+ (available in seven styles).

    13. A sequin accent chair — this is sure to make your kids absolutely beside themselves with joy when they see it, which is a compliment you shouldn't take lightly. Kids are the toughest critics. That's a fact.

    Amazon

    Get it from Novogratz on Amazon for $158.94+ (available in two colors).

    14. A pack of VSCO girl stickers for keeping your Hydro Flask lookin' fresh and on-trend. Sksksksksk.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I love that the stickers are all the same color scheme. They are a nice size and a vibrant. They stick well. Naturally my kid had to put some of these on their Hydro Flask, but they work great on anything." —Godiva13

    Get them from Amazon for $9.98.

    15. A removable wall decal that'll show off your creative side in a way even minimalists will applaud.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is very cute and looks beautiful! I followed the directions exactly as written. It works great!" —Rachel

    Get it from Amazon for $16.98+ (available in three sizes).

    16. A kitchen utensil for people who are real ~whisk~ takers in the kitchen and want some adorably drool-worthy tools to help show off their skills.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I love this spoon. It’s great for kids, cute, and functional. Five stars." —Chris

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in three styles).

    17. A pet stroller so you can take your injured, aging, or skittish pet out on a walk and let them enjoy the fresh air, while those around you can enjoy how cute your critter looks rolling around.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Our dog seems to be quite comfortable in it and it is stable and easy to push. This makes it much easier than using a leash to take him with us around large groups of people." —Jill C. Holleque

    Get it from Amazon for $39.99+ (available in three colors).

    18. A Dammit Doll – it's gonna look fun on your sofa *and* be a useful way to relieve stress during football season — your friends are gonna admire your pre-game preparation.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "It's cute, durable, and a definite conversation starter." —Karla

    Get it from Amazon for $17.87.

    19. An activated charcoal teeth whitening powder that'll get your teeth so shiny white everyone will compliment them, even if actually watching you brush with this stuff would be rather... dark.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "This stuff works! My husband didn't know I started using this and after the first time I did he was surprised to see my teeth were visibly brighter and asked if I had my teeth professionally done. I use it twice a week and love my white smile. Really helps with overall oral health and my breath is noticeably cleaner (even in the morning)." —Ladacnom

    Get it from Amazon for $9.97.

    20. A First Kiss candle created with aromas sure to remind you of your first kiss (even if they left out the smell of braces and acne cream) that's also sure to delight everyone who gets a whiff.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I love how the candle fills the room with an inviting scent and a long lasting smell. It has a clean burn. This is a great candle!" —james w.

    Get it from Homesick for $29.95.

    21. A Peppa crossbody for adults who know how to sport some cross-generational accessories everyone will love.

    Amazon

    Some reviewers mention the strap being too long for a toddler. Fortunately I am not a toddler and this is nothing but good news for me.

    Promising review: "This is a good product that came just as described." —Athena Arthur

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99+ (available in six colors).

    22. A dog umbrella that'll convince Winston to go to the bathroom even when it's raining *ugh* cats and dogs outside. Your neighbors will all be complimenting your pet's strange accessory game when they can't convince their pooch to do their business in bad weather.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is an amazing product that has been a real life-saver this rainy spring. My dog will actually now go out in the rain. The tilting feature prompted me to buy this particular product over the other dog umbrellas. It makes it so much easier when walking with your pet." —Cynthia Wischmeyster

    Get it from Amazon for $25.99.

    23. A graphic tee for giving everyone around you some unsolicited advice they actually *do* want.

    Hot Topic

    Get it from BuzzFeed's Good Advice Cupcake collection at Hot Topic for $19.92+ (available in sizes S–2XL).

    24. A cropped sweatshirt — a refreshing look for soda enthusiasts who respect the drip.

    Forever 21

    Get it from Forever 21 for $24.90 (available in sizes S–L).

    25. A camouflage cookout apron, with a sliiightly excessive amount of pockets, that's sure to delight all the BBQ enthusiasts on your block.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "My husband loved his gift! He grills all the time (at home, tailgating, and camping). This is a must have for anyone who enjoys grilling. Everything is within reach!" —Katrina McDowell

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    26. A toilet nightlight that'll make your bathroom look like something inside the space station, while also being super convenient when guests don't know their way around your place at night.

    Amazon

    The flexible design makes it possible to fit this light into any toilet bowl. And this thing has a lifetime guarantee!

    Promising review: "I've had this device for a little while now and I absolutely love it! The light detector and motion detector work together to only turn the toilet light on when it senses darkness and movement. I love that there are 16 different colors you can choose from, and you can raise or lower the brightness of each color. I ended up getting two of these toilet lights for both of my bathrooms and my guests love it. I give the product five stars for its low price and for the control/options it gives me." —Sergio Rios

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

    27. A sprout bookmark you can use to hold your place or hold your pages down. This may seem like a silly purchase, but it can grow on you more and more with every compliment you get from other avid readers.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I love these bookmarks! And as a librarian, I'm picky about bookmarks. These are small, durable, and portable. They stay in books well and are downright adorable sticking up out of the pages. Plus, each is so small you can leave it in the book while you read it. And you don't have to worry about them folding and tearing like paper bookmarks. I just love them. Librarian approved!" —Caroline

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $12.41.

    28. A book of 30 punny postcards for people who know receiving snail mail feels special, no matter how many dad jokes are inside. And hey, at least we know your dad will love it!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I love puns and I love postcards. I regularly send postcards to friends and family instead of texting or emailing. Just as a way to say you are worth the extra effort. These are cute and funny if you like puns." —Jennifer Osburn

    Get them from Amazon for $9.33.

    29. A bath mat to keep your floor as dry as your humor and have people complimenting your egg-celent choice in bathroom accessories.

    Urban Outfitters

    Promising review: "This is so amazing. The quality is really there. It's very soft and absorbs water well. This is exactly what I wanted." —honeycomb76

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $29.99.

    30. A freehand temporary tattoo kit, because it’ll give you an excuse to say “you made me iiiiink” a la Finding Nemo while your friends praise you for being responsible about your tattoo-obsession.

    Amazon

    Promising reviews: "This is such a neat product. It really looks like a real tattoo! This is a great product if you're testing out a tattoo that you're thinking about getting or if you just don't want anything too permanent! Overall this is a great product and I've already recommended it to many friends!" —Cindy J.

    Get it from Amazon for $20+ (available in two sizes).

    31. And an honest doormat your guests are sure to appreciate when this reminds them exactly what they are in for before knocking on the door.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is a great mat. It helps me keep dirt out of my carpet and the words on it are funny." —Robert

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in five styles).

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