Young Christoph Waltz Was Ridiculously Hot
In the early '80s, Christoph Waltz was the kind of sexy that keeps you up at night.
Christoph Waltz is a handsome man.

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But did you know he used to be even hotter? Like, scary attractive.

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Behold, Christoph Waltz in "Kopfstand."

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Not convinced? I'll let these GIFs do the talking.
And here he is as Tristan in "Tristan and Isolde."

I mean, honestly. That hair.
That youthful charm.

It's enough to wear you out.

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Lucky for you, young Christoph Waltz is great at cuddling.

So there you have it.

Your Christoph Waltz crush is now complete. Go forth and spread the love.

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