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    So, You Can Get A Unicorn Dildo Now, If You Want

    Live your truth, you know?

    Unicorns: Beautiful, otherworldly creatures.

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    Like horses, but better!

    Of course they deserve their own sex toy, right?

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    BEHOLD! The Unicorn Horn Dildo.

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    These mythical horns "will help stimulate the most magical orgasms," according the company responsible for them, Geeky Sex Toys.

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    Each toy — made of medical-grade silicone — measures 7.5 inches long and it has a circumference of 5.5 inches at its base.

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    Plus, its got a suction cup base, so you can stick it on the wall, or a chair or wherever.

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    Geeky Sex Toys also makes, uh, "Mighty Moaning Anal Rangers" butt plugs...

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    Pokémoan sex toys...

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    ...and a "Supercock Man of Silicone" dildo, complete with his own cape.

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    Not ONLY heroes wear capes, tbh.

    Do what feels right.

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