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Spend All Your Damn Money At This Drug Store And We'll Tell You What You Should Be Doing With Your Life

You forgot why you came in here, didn't you?

  1. So you popped in here to pick up something, but YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS? So why don't you stroll over to the makeup aisle and peruse the new lip glosses? Which one would you drop into your basket?

  2. Oh look, they have a bunch of new Essie polishes!!! Better pick one up. I mean, you're here.

  3. You totally forgot you needed hand soap. Better grab a thing of Mrs. Meyers and throw it in your basket as you try to remember why you walked into this store in the first place.


  4. Oooooh, look at the magazine rack!

  5. While you're here, you might as well pick up some frozen pizza.

  6. And some discounted Easter candy! It's 75% off so it's practically free.

  7. Oh shit, you should probably grab some tissues because it's allergy season and you're feeling sniffly and your gross roommate took the house box into his bedroom. 

  8. You've finally made it up to the register but you still can't remember what you came here to buy. Either way, you've got around $50 worth of stuff. Might as well grab some gum, right?