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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A mini guitar amp, a real-life Tetris game, and a watercolor phone case: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This Star Wars sun shade that blocks out the bright hyperspace jumps.

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I was gonna make a pun, but I don't want to Force it.

Price: $11

2. A Transformers pop-up book that's probably the coolest thing I've seen today.

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It's a real page turner.

Price: $30

3. This silicone baking mat with raised ridges to drain away grease.

amazon.com

So you can be fully bakin' your bacon.

Price: $11

4. A Tetris stacking game that you should definitely drop under your Christmas tree.

amazon.com

Things in life don't usually just fall into place, but this does.

Price: $18

5. This UV bracelet that tells you when you've had too much sun.

amazon.com

So you can keep a watch on when UV been out too long.

Price: $17

6. A laser device that will make covering your house in lights a snap.

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Laser?! I hardly know her!

Price: $45

7. This foam ball that clips onto your phone to block wind noise.

amazon.com

So you can be heard more clearly when you're on the foam.

Price: $15

8. A cutting board that folds up into a chute.

amazon.com

I'm out of puns. Chute.

Price: $14

9. This belt that has tools built right into the teeth.

amazon.com

Let's hope it won't be a waist.

Price: $45

10. A travel sack that has compartments to keep your bathroom stuff separate from your laundry stuff.

amazon.com

To have anything touch inside would be sack-religious.

Price: $24

11. A key/ring combo that is useful and quaint.

amazon.com

Looks like a key-per!

Price: $10

12. This watercolor iPhone case that ~paints~ a pretty picture on the back of your phone.

amazon.com

If it suits your palette.

Price: $10

13. Some pet collars that let the public know what the deal is.

amazon.com

If you take it off, you may have unleashed a power you cannot control.

Price: $18

They also have collars for other types of pets you can find here.

14. This LED light that clips onto your hat.

amazon.com

Hat-wearers will be de-lighted.

Price: $10

15. A bamboo wastebasket that's nicer than your current wastebasket.

amazon.com

That's right. I'm talking trash about your can.

Price: $25

16. This sundial ring that'll always show you the time of day, as long as you have sunlight.

amazon.com

The sundial ring is a timeless piece.

Price: $28

17. And a mini guitar amp for playing around the house.

amazon.com

It's got loud volume for something that has less volume than a normal amp.

Price: $49

You've hit rock bottom. Care to give it another go? Check out last weeks' edition here.

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