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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50

Carbonated clay masks, pixel art lights, and hair chalk: how far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50”!

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my really awful, groan-worthy jokes!

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS! DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This thin comb ($14 to $16) that can fit in any wallet or purse for on-the-go grooming.

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I hope you don't mind if I comb over. *pulls out wallet comb*

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2. This rich clay mask ($10 to $25) that is carbonated and will bubble up after you put it on.

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You can't makeup this stuff.

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Already sold on the experience? They have it in tubs for $25 here.

3. This vanilla bean powder ($32) that will add a splash of flavor to anything and everything.

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Bean there. Done that.

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4. This magnetic key/mail organizer ($14) that will help you cut down on clutter.

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You might say it's sort of a key-osk.

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5. This microdermabrasion kit ($24) so you can exfoliate like you've never exfoliated before.

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Face it.

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6. These minimalist earplugs ($20) that'll let you still hear the music without damaging your eardrums.

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These are the final front-ear for concert goers.

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7. This white noise machine ($50) that helps you and your baby sleep better at night.

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You can twist the collar to change the frequency of the noise. Get rid of those an-noise-ing neighbors.

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8. This bedside carafe ($13) to pour a glass out on those thirsty nights.

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Just don't accidentally pour water on yourself. Might dampen your spirits.

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9. This coffee scoop ($7) that is also a clip to seal your coffee bags.

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Give it a shot, it might take a step out of your daily grind.

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10. This bright hair chalk ($8) to add a splash of color to your hair.

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The results might chalk you.

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11. This collapsible tea kettle ($23) you can fold into your shallow drawers.

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The price isn't too steep.

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Also available in orange and green.

12. This cat scratcher ($50) that will actually look pretty nice in your living room.

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This post is just littered with puns. Do we really need more?

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13. This pixel art light ($50) that can send you notifications from your phone.

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It really pacs in a lot of features.

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14. This skyline wall hook ($25) to hang up your hip urban coats.

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All your jackets will be saying, "Man, this is off the hook!". *cringes*

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15. This beanie hat ($5) so you can make "friends" with strangers.

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And you'll be literally flipping people off.

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