There's A Giant, Dinosaur-Like Gator Walking Around Florida Because Of Course There Is
See ya later, alligator.
Listen, it's 2020. All bets are off. But I have to say, I did not expect this.
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We all know weird stuff goes on in Florida. But this sight at the Valencia Golf Course in Naples this morning was...something to behold.
HOLY GATOR🐊: take a look at this massive gator walking through Valencia Golf Course in Naples. He looks like he belongs in Jurassic park! 📸: Tyler Stolting
Tag yourself, I'm "this guy out for a stroll."
Now, alligators can get pretty big — the Florida records are about 14 feet for length and over 1,000 pounds for weight.
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I certainly don't like the sound of that.
But this seems even bigger to me. Let's take a closer look here:
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I mean, this thing is massive.
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Remind me never to move to Florida.
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Y'all mind if I–
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Of course, everyone was making references to a certain movie:
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From a distance, it literally looks like a dinosaur — spot the difference.
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Some worried the park had a breach:
Jurassic Park obviously needs to upgrade their electric fence.
Some said this was pretty on par for 2020:
2020 said “this the last act: Jurassic park mfs” https://t.co/DgrZhhZ0M3
Though others were still shocked:
Who had Florida turning into a real life Jurassic Park on their 2020 Bingo Card? 😩😩😩
Some people were just ready to get rid of Florida altogether.
Jurassic Park-sized gators in Florida?!
While others were worried about what's still to come:
Me seeing Jurassic Park trending in 2020:
I, for one, am extremely disturbed. Concerned. Even afraid. What else have you got for us, 2020???
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