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    11 Sex Toys That Well And Truly Suck In All The Right Ways

    Can't stop, won't stop sucking.

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    1. This Womanizer Premium, which uses gentle suction and vibrations to give you your most intense clitoral orgasm yet — without having to be too hands on.

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    The Womanizer Premium promises to get you hot and bothered, with 12 different intensity levels to move between. Waterproof, a four hour battery life and instant responsiveness to touch, your showers are going to last much longer with your new toy.

    Promising review: "I had heard incredible things about this little guy, which is why I was underwhelmed when I first tried it. But that was only because I didn't know how to use it. When I finally figured it out, whoooo boy, it literally took my breath away. The pilot mode feature allows you to lay back and let the toy do all the work, but you can adjust the pressure on your own too, if you're the type who likes to take control. If you're looking for top notch clitoral stimulation — I'm talking legit oral sex simulation, look no further."

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    Buy it from Lovehoney for $299.95.

    2. This Satisfier Pro rabbit vibrator, because the one thing this classic sex toy shape was missing was clit-sucking action.

    The toy, which is white with rose gold detailing being held up.
    Lovehoney

    This baby is waterproof and rechargeable for your convenience. The suction part features 11 levels of intensity while the dildo has 10 vibrational patterns, perfect for that sweet balance of internal and external pleasure.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $99.95.

    3. This We-Vibe Melt Clitoral Stimulator, which uses air pressure to massage your clit.

    Mariela Summerhays / BuzzFeed

    Use this waterproof toy during your ~alone time~ or lie it flat between you when with a partner. You can use the in-built buttons to move seamlessly through 12 different intensity levels (from the sensation of soft kisses to stronger suction) — or use the complementary app to let your partner take control of it and you.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $189.95.

    4. This Womanizer classic that's a splurge, but perhaps a small price to pay for the amazing multiple orgasms you'll experience when using it.

    A hand holding the purple toy, which has a very slightly curved handle
    Lovehoney

    It is waterproof and USB-rechargeable and has eight intensity levels that omit little to no noise at all, unlike you, who will likely be disturbing your neighbours if you're not careful.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $199.95.

    5. The Satisfyer Pro 2, a waterproof, touch-free toy that'll blow your mind. It stimulates with vibrating airwaves without actually touching your clitoris. What is this brilliant sorcery???

    Lovehoney

    Some reviewers say it can also feel awesome on your nipples. As if that didn't sound good enough, it also has 11 different settings and comes with a magnetic USB cable for easy charging.

    Check out BuzzFeed's full write-up on the Satisfyer!

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $79.95.

    6. Or the Satisfyer Pro Travel, which has the same squeal-worthy mechanism but in a super compact, discreet package that's great even if you're not traveling.

    The toy with the cover removed, revealing the suction head. Next to it is the toy shown closed, which looks more like a compact makeup container or foldable hairbrush
    Lovehoney

    Like the regular Satisfyer Pro, it is waterproof, can also be used on nipples, and has 11 settings and a magnetic USB charger. The cover is also magnetic, so you can pop it on and suddenly it doesn't even look like a sex toy!

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $69.95.

    7. This Womanizer Duo, which is every bit as breathtaking and powerful as it looks.

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    This baby is the KING of all sex toys and honestly, I'd only recommend it for those who've already indulged in a sex toy (or 10) in the past. It not only features head-spinning clitoral suction, but will also provide you with a world-rocking vaginal massage. The vibrator portion features 12 intensity levels and trust me when I say when this arrives in the mail, you won't be leaving your room for hours on end.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $299.99.

    8. The We-Vibe Melt, which you can def use solo, but it also pairs with an app that a partner can control from anywhere with Wi-Fi. Buh-bye, long-distance blues.

    Lovehoney

    It boasts 12 levels of intensity and is USB-rechargeable, so you can ensure this baby never runs out of juice and is available for you on your most lonely (or not so lonely) nights.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $189.95.

    9. This wonderfully whimsical penguin-inspired air pulse toy who may be dressed fancy but is ready for some nautical nonsense — and he doesn't mind if he gets squirted on in the process.

    Lovehoney

    It's USB-rechargeable and waterproof with 11 pulsating suction patters that'll drive you absolutely insane with pleasure. Who needs a Tinder date when you've got one of these bad boys, am I right?

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $79.95.

    10. This Womanizer Liberty by Lilly Allen that's quite possibly the most aesthetic version of one of these things I've ever seen.

    The toy, which is a combination of gorgeous hot pink and vivid orange.
    Lovehoney

    This travel-ready clitoral stimulator is the product of Lilly Allen collaborating with pleasure experts to bring you just about the chicest pleasure tool I've ever seen. It features six intensity levels and has a magnetic travel cover, so that you can take it anywhere discreetly.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $149.95.

    11. And finally, this Satisfyer curvy, that'll feel right at home in the palm of your hand.

    Lovehoney

    The shape of this toy means you can probably use it for as long as you like without your hand getting a cramp — not that you'll need to use it for long! It's completely waterproof and has infinite pulsating opportunities when it's connected to the free Satisfyer Connect app. You can even turn ambient noise into vibrations, so gear up your Spotify playlists and settle in for a wild ride.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $79.95.

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