The Stranger: 30th Anniversary
Billy Joel's breakout record is celebrating its 30th anniversary with a re-release.
The toxic combination of hairspray, motor oil, and Aqua di Gio will be unavoidable when the album hits, so if you know what's good for you (and your lungs), you'll stay as far away from Long Island as possible. (Confession: Having grown up on Long Island, I can recite every lyric to "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" verbatim. Can't deny your roots, right?)