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    Macabre 1969 Bike Safety Manual

    Five dead boys, and one dead baby. But the two girls who get into horrible accidents only suffer severe injuries! #Sexism.

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    "This type of accident is...the "Killing" type.

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    Stupid, dead George.

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    Aw, c'mon! Show the rear wheel crushing James!

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    ...fractured skull and—oh yeah, we almost forgot to mention—death.

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    "Joe Watkins?" I know a Joe Watkins! He's still a self-centered jerk.

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    Ed is dead, because of his friend, Al.

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    Head-on? And she ain't dead?!? The head-on boy died. This is bullshit.

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    Another girl, another survivor.

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    See all 107 images from this manual HERE.

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