Skip To Content

    If The Ten Commandments Were Written For Twentysomethings

    Read on your tablet for added authenticity.

    by ,

    1. Because we all know what should come first:

    Christian Zamora / BuzzFeed / Thinkstock

    2. Because cooking is a skill you haven't yet mastered:

    Thinkstock / Kirsten King for BuzzFeed

    3. Because it will lead to an empty pint of ice cream:

    Christian Zamora / BuzzFeed / Thinkstock

    4. Because Saturdays are your night to go out:

    Thinkstock / Kirsten King for BuzzFeed

    5. Because after college what the fuck is next?

    Christian Zamora / BuzzFeed / Thinkstock

    6. Because your time will come too:

    Thinkstock / Kirsten King for BuzzFeed

    7. Because those people are in your past for a reason:

    Christian Zamora / BuzzFeed / Thinkstock

    8. Because desperate times shouldn't always call for desperate measures:

    Thinkstock / Kirsten King for BuzzFeed

    9. Because nudes always come back to haunt you:

    Christian Zamora / BuzzFeed / Thinkstock

    10. Because they're probably not as cute in person:

    Thinkstock / Kirsten King for BuzzFeed

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form