If The Ten Commandments Were Written For Twentysomethings
Read on your tablet for added authenticity.
Because we all know what should come first:
Because cooking is a skill you haven't yet mastered:
Because it will lead to an empty pint of ice cream:
Because Saturdays are your night to go out:
Because after college what the fuck is next?
Because your time will come too:
Because those people are in your past for a reason:
Because desperate times shouldn't always call for desperate measures:
Because nudes always come back to haunt you:
Because they're probably not as cute in person:
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