Perez Hilton's Ear
The gossip blogger you love to hate is rumored to have struck a deal with Warner Brothers Records, in which he'd act as a talent scout for new acts.
Expect all cover art released on Hilton's imprint to include doodles of semen and cocaine residue.
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