OK Topshop Has Officially Fuckin' Lost It With These Plastic Jeans
It's 2017 and anything goes, I guess.
You might recall that, recently, the genius clothiers at Topshop introduced a trend that divided the nation.

"Clear Knee Mom Jeans" were met with mixed reviews and certainly had their 15 minutes of fame.
Well, today, it seems as if the British retailers are back at it. Indeed, a new trend appears to be coming for "Clear Knee Mom Jeans'" limelight. Ladies and gentleman, I give you Topshop's MOTO Clear Plastic Straight Leg Jeans.
No need to check your eyesight, folks, you read that correctly: These are jeans that are made of plastic.
Of course, people are airing their feelings about these avant-garde wonders of fashion, saying things like "Um what?" and "delete this."
CLEAR PLASTIC JEANS ARE YOU FEELING OKAY TOPSHOP?
Go home Topshop you're drunk https://t.co/N1in5E3A8L
delete this, @Topshop https://t.co/SoSkRdMGTV
Others, still, are praising the brand's ingenuity.
If it rains this is one way to guarantee dry legs...on the outside at least! Loving @Topshop's creativity https://t.co/kL4JKSAxkw #Eccentric
I like Topshop's clear plastic trousers. Bet they'd look great on tattooed legs. Don't @ me.
wow i actually love these lmao ⚡️ “Clear plastic jeans are actually a thing at Topshop ” https://t.co/rnfYH3dmYt
Meanwhile, some are just outright confused, or have taken to stating the obvious: These things have to be a sweaty hotbox for anyone wearing them.
I have so many questions about Topshop's clear plastic 'jeans'. Condensation? Chafing? Underwear? Pockets? Is this a sign I'm too old? 😂😂
Sweatsville 🙌 population: anyone wearing this abomination #whatarethose https://t.co/PqeHwGqGTG
@roadrunner1904 @Topshop @planetjedward I know....clear...plastic...allegedly jeans. Sweat City!
I mean, they might actually work well with these Yeezy boots if you ask me.

But, the most important responses are those that echo the primary thought I've had since I started writing this: ARE THESE ACTUALLY JEANS IF THEY'RE MADE OF FOOKIN' SARAN WRAP??
HOW is this "jeans"? How, Topshop, HOW? #brainnocompute #iamoutdated #weirdfashions https://t.co/Y9TmNlRiHf
No. No and no. How can these even be called jeans?⚡️ “Clear plastic jeans are actually a thing at Topshop ” https://t.co/5DwU7LcydU
THESE ARE JUST PLASTIC PANTS. ⚡️ “Clear plastic jeans are actually a thing at Topshop ” https://t.co/xwNOJuOvVN