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    7 Vibrators You Can Get On Amazon That Are Quiet, Discreet, And Most Importantly, Effective

    For when you have ~needs~, but you also have housemates.

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    1. This cordless wand massager has over 180 rave reviews from some very happy customers.

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    So, what does it do?

    This wand is ostensibly made for deep-tissue massage, but the fact that it can be used more recreationally is a barely-concealed secret. It works through vibrations, which you can change according the speed and pattern you prefer.

    Why do other people like it?

    Well, there's a couple of things. This massager is completely waterproof, meaning you can use it in the bath or shower. It's got a quiet motor, too, so the person in the room next to you shouldn't be able to hear it! It's cordless as well, so it's really portable. And last but most definitely not least, reviewers say the rechargeable battery lasts them a long time!

    Anything else?

    This massager comes in six different colours, is USB-chargeable, and it's flexible too.

    Price: £19.95.

    2. The Satisfyer 2 clitoral suction toy has over 330 rave reviews too!

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    So, how does this one work?

    Well, it does what it says on the tin. The lil' nozzle creates suction via a vacuum, which it applies at different speeds and pressures depending on what you're after. It's meant to more or less feel like oral sex.

    Why do other people like it?

    This toy is another waterproof wonder – in fact, it works better underwater, which suits some people down to the ground! Folks seem to love how many settings there are to choose from (it has 11), and loads of commenters who struggled to find something else that worked for them say this toy worked well. Some also say it's quiet enough to use in a busy household too!

    Anything else?

    This toy is another cordless one (handy AF)!

    Price: £18.63.

    3. This quiet but powerful little bullet vibrator has 175 five-star reviews.

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    What does it do?

    This thing works by providing a steady, consistent vibration that you can use over small areas.

    Why do other people like it?

    In a word, power. It's got a strong vibration that stays steady throughout the experience, and it's quiet and very small too, making it doubly discreet. It only provides one speed, which is a drawback for some people, but others love the consistency (especially considering it's really strong!) Other folks say it's an ideal start-off toy, and many people said the value for money was great.

    Anything else?

    We have another waterproof winner here, though some say it's more shower-friendly than bath-proof. It has a tapered, pointed end, so it's great for targeting really precise areas, and as is the norm for bullet vibrators, it needs no cord.

    Price: £7.90.

    4. A two-way silent vibrator that has been rated five stars by 70% of reviewers.

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    How does it work?

    So far, all the vibrators on this list have been for external use, but this one works internally as well! It has ten speeds and ten vibration patterns, so there'll be something for everyone.

    Why do other people like it?

    Folks say the vibration is basically silent, which is a massive plus. The variety of settings on this thing seems to have made a lot of reviewers very happy, and the USB charge lasts for a good while. Because it's flexible, people have found it helpful for getting to hard-to-reach areas, and it seems to be a toy that lots of people really enjoy using with their partner.

    Anything else?

    It's really easy to clean because you can remove the head. It comes in three different colours, and seeing as it's another one marketed as a massager, I guess you could get rid of that pesky knot in your back with it too (ahem.)

    Price: £21.99.

    5. This remote-control love egg has been rated five stars by 79% of customers.

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    How does it work?

    This egg is designed to be used internally, and then you (or someone else) can control its vibration level with a remote device.

    Why do people like it?

    This toy is another winner on the battery life front, and it has ten vibration modes too! It's also waterproof, and people say it's a great way to bond with their partner. Others love the comfortable silicone material, and many people find that the vibrator is strong enough for their needs while staying really quiet.

    Anything else?

    The remote works from a distance of ten metres! Quick warning though – while the toy itself is waterproof, the remote controller definitely isn't. Its battery can last up to two hours, and it comes with a 30 day warranty! It's available in two colours, pink and purple.

    Price: £16.99 - £17.99 depending on colour.

    6. This vibrator is shaped like a lipstick.

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    How does it work?

    This vibrator works in a really similar way to the bullet – it has one consistent setting, which its tapered end applies to targeted areas.

    Why do other people like it?

    Well, it's obviously really discreet – some folks say they can leave it out in full sight without worrying about it! Other people say it's quiet and powerful (plus, it's really inexpensive!)

    Anything else?

    It's available in four different colours. The packaging is discreet too, so you don't have to worry about your mail looking ~suspicious~.

    Price: £4.99.

    7. This quiet vibrator got five-stars from 81% of reviewers!

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    How does it work?

    This toy is for entirely internal use, unlike all the others so far! It works through pulsating vibrations, and comes with ten different strengths.

    Why do other people like it?

    Customers say it has enough power, and they also like the variety of settings it comes with. The size seems to suit a lot of customers too, and others love the feel of its soft silicone material!

    Anything else?

    The twisted shape is designed to stimulate you better than a flat surface, and it comes with a handy storage pouch too! This toy is also waterproof, and the silicone material doesn't trap odours. It's available in three different colours too.

    Price: £19.99.

    8. And while you're here, consider buying some water-based lube to go with your vibrator.

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    Why would I need that?

    Lube gives sex toys a softer, silkier surface to work with, making the experience of using them more enjoyable. Water-based lubes are compatible with all sex toys! They're easy to clean, and they're condom-friendly too (not all lubricants are.)

    OK, why this one?

    Because people love it. It has over 630 reviews with a 4.5-star average rating, and folks say it's really effective. It has a handy pump, and it doesn't dry out quickly.

    Anything else?

    You know what? Not really.

    Price: £8.48.